The Hitlist: D-BAGS
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The term "douchebag" generally refers to a male with a certain combination of obnoxious characteristics related to attitude, social ineptitude, public behavior, or outward presentation.
Though the common douchebag thinks he is accepted by the people around him, most of his peers dislike him. He has an inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness. He behaves inappropriately in public, yet is completely ignorant to how pathetic he appears to others. In the show, New Girl, 4 roommates that share a loft decide to have a tip jar set out where whenever someone says something that falls into the category of things a douche would say, said culprit must place a dollar into the jar. It's a great comedic device and one I just may employ in my every day life. I have come to loathe a few people. Loathe I say.People that make me wish that abused animals from a travelling circus would escape and run them far into the outskirts of town never to be heard from again. Or at least in the wasteland that is Kalerwe during the rainy season. Anything such that I never have to see them again. Why do i loathe these people you ask?Well, some because they make me feel unhappy about myself but most just stupefy me, they seem to exist in a reality all their won with no self awareness whatsoever They are probably good upstanding citizens who pay their taxes, and say things like "Good morning" and "God bless" to homeless people while they feed them and help them update their resumes for work. They are steal D bags. The kind of guys that make me shiver in disbelief. That is why I must tear them a new one. I have made a list and will hire at once a crack team of killer ninja assassin commandos(because Killer ninja assassin is not enough;they need to be commandos too) So to any KNAC's out there I'm making this list for you. do the needful and I promise you a handsome reward
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But the rich guy!I so feel you on that one-I have met the rich guy-too many times!