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ASCK memories

I was just thinking about some of the moments involving ASCK and I thought I'd just randomly share them...feel free to add any that come to mind My first TFC fellowship meeting back in 2003, in the old boadroom.Somehow we managed to pack over 100 people in there, but the winner was when they introduced the committee and I kid you not, about 80 people were on the committee, mbu asst Worship committee secretary(Primah)..hahaha New Provos t.When they introduced the new Provost in the service Sunday morning and he said, "Come one, all coming and be served..is it, no wait, um, konka nabiha..or something like that". Beach wave 200 7..EVERYONE was there, I mean everyone.Funny thing is, we'd had a prayer and fasting retreat the month before, we barely made 10 people..ah, the zeal of youth, the 'generation'as Zac would say Nebbi guys .When the guys who'd been on outreach to Arua or was it Nebbi came back and were "spiri" up to the other side, with ...

I Am My Own Culture

I am my own culture Nobody can tell me different I walk in a style all my own I sound different eveytime I'm on the phone My headphones are on all the time No time to listen to the garbage they call music No Bieber, Gaga or Minaj I  bask in a musical oasis They're clinging to a mirage When hip hop flipped the script I stayed on the same page When the fade was in My afro was all the rage Well at least in my mind I don't care what's hot n' what's not I am one of a kind I walk by the fork in the road I go straight I carve out my own path No time for looking back I cleaned my own  slate I don't pop or lock I don't binge or rock I think, I want,  I know I'm different, I'm important, I matter My job my time and everything mentioned in the latter I'm somewhere above all that Minuscule nuances of a brainless herd The often go unseen, unheard Trapped in greed How they walk around with t...
I am an unapologetic fan of music. I love how a 3.30 second slice of sonic booms can elevate you to places unknown..How the voice of another person can communicate feelings you only thought resided within yourself; how a perfect beat tells your nervous system to take a break and proceeds to have you tap your foot and jerk around like a crazy person,; how a perfect bass line just makes you feel cool just for being able to hear it..Music as they say, is the food of love..ANYWAY, I love music* for another reason, a reason I find hard to portray but i see all around me.Let me explain Take the prototypical band. Front man, lead guitar player, bass player and the drummer..keyboard and back up singers for the really big occasions where the stage is soo huge and needs to look full. Each person in the band represents a certain aspect of humanity.A persona if you will. The front man is the articulation of the group's attitude and persona. He/she is the face of the group, and is usually...
I often here peoplesay things like, "That guy is underrated", Or "That movie is highly overated"...and often I just nod along. But sometimes I wonder if there are in fact things that are truly rated properly?Or rather if there are alos things that have been referred to as underated somuch that they have in fact now become overated..But I digress.. Here is a short list of things ,in my humble opinion, that are  neither overated nor underated..People appear to agree on the exact merit of each of these..and this my friends is a not an easy list to make.My efforts are highly underated 1. The Social Network(solid movie,not great,but certainly not lousy) 2. A hot shower after a long day 3. Halle Berry's gorgeousness 4. The ability to make stranger's laugh..especially hot ones 5. Rihanna 6. The unintentional comedy of NTV news presenters 7. The horror at realiszing your fly is open... 8. Cee-Lo's song " Forget yo...

Knowledge worth having

Legend has it that there are people among-st us blessed with extraordinary skills..The kind of skills that stupefy the wise,that cause women to run through the streets singing our names and throwing pieces of clothing at us, the kind of grit and panache that causes girls to weep and little children to mimic our every move(Think Michael Jackson circa 1989).These were the dragon slayers, the innovators, the champions of wars..Now a new skill set is required for these dangerous times When moments of trial come upon us without warning, and only the well prepared, the mentally equipped and those possessing the moral fiber to do the right thing,can truly step up and be heroes..Those who have taken the time to acquire the skills...what follows is a brief intro into the skills of which legend speaks,those that can stave off the most dreaded of things...the Social death!!!!! Ability to recover from a badly told joke. Scenario. Someone...
Pardon me miss But i couldn't help but notice How at fooling men and making your way You are simply a novice Allow me to say things so few And show you how to be A winner for sure I know a thing or two About stealing a man's faith Getting a bargain on his soul and I can teach you that trick too I saw Samson tear men limb from limb But Delilah's charm he had to succumb The strongest man in the world Ha!Brought down to his knees Meaningless meaningless All of life is meaningless He correctly deduced But Solomon's wisdom Could not produce A way out of a smile and wink Of healthy bossoms and whispers of sweet nothings Wisest man in the world A fool for the sweetest of sins Still question my resume? Well I'll come forwad just a tad To Jimmy Swaggart sweatin and weepin like a lad Claiming to have had a moment of weakness The champion of the world Float like a butterfly sting like a bee Couldn't duck t...

Guys..Don't

Don't operate the remote control at someone else's house, unless they give it to you.   Don't ask to borrow money in the presence of another guy you already owe money to under any circumstances.    Don't even  think  about hooking up with a friend's ex-girlfriend or sister. Except if they're a prick..Then just go wild When you're in the very unenviable position of having to go to a public bathroom and you happen to find another guy in there at a stall, You must go to the stall that is as far away from him as possible.Going anywhere near will be taken as a sign of aggression. Don't use somebody's towel when you're using the same shower, unless there's absolutely no recourse. Don't drink the last premium beer/soda/juice/ whatever, in someone's fridge, unless they give you the OK first. Don't ask to borrow a DVD, unless it's someone you see at least two or three times a month. Don't call to make fun of them after the...